Sadly R4 Grossberg, his trusted astromech droid, is destroyed. Obi-Colin’s star fighter is attacked by enemy droids which attach themselves to his hull and use lasers to cutaway at it. Saddam commands a bridge full of Nemoidian pilots as they watch the battle on a large view screen. Clone ARC star fighters join the fray and the pilots trade battle chatter with the two jedi as they engage the tri-fighter’s of the federation. We see a long tracking shot where both fighters weave between enemy and friendly ships alike evading laser fire and engaging the many droid fighters which attack them.

They are piloted by our stalwart heroes George W. Republic venator class star destroyers trade fire with Insurgent war ships, in the distance we see the Invisible hand flag ship of the Trade federation and current location of COUNT Saddam the former Jedi master turned Stiff apprentice, as well as their prisoner SUPREME CHANCELLOR FRIST whose alter ego is the hard to find mastermind DARTH SIDIOUS.Īs the space battle rages on two Jedi star fighters are deployed from one of the republic cruisers.

We see a huge space battle unfolding over the city planet of Coruscant. In a super-astounding gigantic Saturday move, the fiendish droid leader, General Tariq Aziz, has swept into the Republic capital and captured Chancellor Frist, leader of the Galactic Senate.Īs the Insurgent Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their worthless hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a misguided mission to rescue the kidnapped Chancellor. War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Stiff Lord, Count Saddam. Once you do that, they just seem ridiculous. The problem with myths is that they can only remain meaningful if they aren’t applied to anything concrete. You can also accomplish the same thing at Get Me a Rewrite.

I advise “George W.” for Anakin, “Frist” for Palpatine, “Obi-Colin” for Obi-wan Kenobe and Obi-wan, “Laura” for Padme, “Saddam” for Count Dooku and Dooku, “Tariq Aziz” for General Grievous,and “Yo-Brentscocrow” for Yoda. Just copy the the script treatment for Star Wars III from this site, paste it into a text file, and perform a quick series of “find-and-replace” maneuvers. These remarks inspired the little satire, below. ”On the personal level it was how does a good person turn into a bad person, and part of the observation of that is that most bad people think they are good people, they are doing it for the right reasons,” he added. ”The parallels between what we did in Vietnam and what we’re doing in Iraq now are unbelievable. ”In terms of evil, one of the original concepts was how does a democracy turn itself into a dictatorship,” Lucas told a news conference at Cannes, where his final episode had its world premiere. CNN reports that Star Wars director George Lucas said his movies could apply to the Iraq war:

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